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Great Stuff!
Spivey's Web is packed with various styles of clothes, ethnic instruments, jewellery, gemstones, throws, fancy dress costumes, accessories and all sorts of unusual and unique gifts and a million other things! Sometimes I think it would be easier to tell you what Spivey's Web DOESN'T sell.
Spivey's Web does not sell bread (but we do sell eggs). |
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Spivvy's Web!?
A pronunciation lesson...
It's pronounced 'Spivey' as in 'Hive' or 'Alive'
I know the English language is like a sea fog at best, but it's not best to annoy a Spivey, take it from me. |
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| One half of Spivey's Web, Donna Spivey (AKA Connie) injects a dangerous cocktail of blood, sweat and tears into her working day. When dealing with customers, Donna has a helpful manner, but a limited reservoir of patience (so don't push her too far, because then I get an earful after work). She has an great eye for jewellery and a large brain for costumes and fancy dress. |
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| T'other half of Spivey's would be Barbara Spivey, Donna's mum. Also a jewellery nut. Babs has worldly knowledge and stuff, but that doesn't mean she's in anyway sane. Watch out for that twitching eye. Also handy with a sewing machine, Barbara can help you with anything as long as you're nice. She also has very strong arms. |
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Stacey Blackshaw is probably the most organised girl on the planet. Her skills have helped solve many famous mysteries such as 'Have you seen the thingy?', 'Who's nicked the costume book?' and 'Where the hell are all the pens?'. Stacey runs the costume department with Donna.
A brave girl indeed. |
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| The lackey who designed and runs the website is Loz Lees. Oh, the endless hours sat in front of the computer with bleeding eyes and an aching back, but does anyone give a rats arse? No, not even a mouse's gonad. Self-pity is his speciality. |
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Di Storey (AKA Nibbler) does not eat meals during the day. Instead she constantly nibbles on nuts, berries and strange dried items, much to the disgust of Stacey who eats wholesome healthy food like chips. Di might actually be half squirrel which would explain her diet...
... and why she sleeps in a tree. |
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| There is a male presence on the shop floor known as Jake. In a sea of mad women, he is the lighthouse of sanity on the rugged coast of despair island. Actually, no, scratch that. He's just as bad as the rest of em. They're all mad and need to be locked up immediately. |
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