As
expected with a shop entirely staffed by ladies, the shop runs
like a well oiled machine. (That's if you don't count the bickering,
the inuendos, the arguments that take place between 2nd floor
and shop floor and of course the instantaneous outbreaks of
manic giggling laughter).
Yes, Spivey's Web is certainly a well functioning environment.
Let's meet some of its residents loons...
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One half of Spivey's Web, Donna Spivey (AKA Connie) injects a dangerous cocktail of blood, sweat and tears into her working day. When dealing with customers, Donna has a polite, helpful manner and reservoir of patience, (although don't push her too far, because then I get an earful when she comes home). She has an great eye for jewellery and a large brain for costumes and fancy dress. |
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T'other half of Spivey's would be Barbara Spivey, Donna's mum. Also a jewellery nut. Babs has worldly knowledge and stuff, but that doesn't mean she's in anyway sane. Watch out for that twitching eye. Also handy with a sewing machine, Barbara can help you with anything as long as you're nice. She also has very strong arms. |
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Introducing Nikki, a recent aquirement from an unknown dimension, she works hard enough, so we decided to pay her. While I can't give you much information about this lass, there's one thing I have learned: You mess with Nik, you die. It's as simple as that. |
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seemingly innocent lady is Deb Byrne (AKA
Mrs. 'O'), the source of 50% of all inuendo and 100% of
manic, eardrum puncturing laughter. Carries out her duty
as morale officer while still able to serve customers. Likes
to have a laugh, but hates nutters. Yes, Deb likes jewellery
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Mags Carman, I suspect , IS actually quite sane, although it's only a matter of time before she is 'turned'. Mags knows a lot of stuff about crystals and new age things that I haven't a clue about. A qualified aromatherapist with a very nice demeanour, she also likes jewellery.
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This is Dani Miller, she was grown in a nutrient bath in one of our late night experiments. Within 3 weeks, she had developed full coordination and catlike reflexes. Dani is our top assassin and only sent on the deadliest of missions (eg, answering the phone & working the costume shift).
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Stacy Blackshaw is probably the most organised teenager on the planet. Her skills have helped solve many famous mysteries such as 'Have you seen the thingy?', 'Who's nicked the costume book?' and 'Where the hell are all the pens?'. She can also dance. Dancing helps her solve mysteries. They call her 'The Dancing Detective' (I think...). |
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The lackey who designed the website and drew the stupid pictures is Loz Lees. Oh, the endless hours sat in front of the computer with bleeding eyes and an aching back, but does anyone give a rats arse? No, not even a mouse's gonad. |
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Master Yoda is quoted as saying 'Never underestimate the power of the darkside'. Robin Porter is that darkside. After causing much suffering, Robin finally felt the 'good' in him return and decided to help code the website for us, but only if we told him the location of the secret Rebel base.
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This is George. He sits in the window pretending to be an ornament. He likes fuss and can be found wondering about. George's career spans many incredible years, his personal highlights being the liberation of Caen during WW2 and surviving over 800 assassination attempts during his governance of the solar system. |
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Spivey's Web, 85 Chestergate, Macclesfield, Cheshire, SK11 6DG
Tel: 01625 430050 email: info@spiveysweb.co.uk |
